Mr. Dion DiPoochy is our nearly-11 year old Cavalier King Charles Spaniel,
and a most beloved member of our family.
Today, he blogs.
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Dion, in his own words:
Dion, in his own words:
You know how sometimes you lie on your back with your legs all floppily,
and just sort of air out and think deep thoughts?
and just sort of air out and think deep thoughts?
I do that a lot.
And I wrestle with deep philosophical questions, cause you know my mind is always
going a mile a minute even if my body is slumped on the sofa.
going a mile a minute even if my body is slumped on the sofa.
I think about things like . . .
How come people put clothes on their dogs?
Don't they know that, unlike humans, we are not ashamed of our nekkidness?
Which is probably because we're so darned much better looking than humans.
Don't they know that, unlike humans, we are not ashamed of our nekkidness?
Which is probably because we're so darned much better looking than humans.
When we lick people, why do they mistake it for a kiss?
Don't they know we are tasting them, and just haven't found a really delicious human yet?
Don't they know we are tasting them, and just haven't found a really delicious human yet?
Why are the most delicious humans usually mailmen?
When the humans say, "Dion, you smell!" what is the proper way to thank them?
Or are they just being polite?
Or are they just being polite?
Why isn't it disgusting when they "go" in the house?
Do cats have brains?
What's so great about colors, anyway?
And most importantly of all . . . Why don't we have pockets?
Now, time for more deep thoughts.
Do Not Disturb. . .
Dion would be very appreciative if anyone has answers to those important questions that clearly give him sleepless nights, and days, and . . . Zzzzzzz....zzz..zzz..zzz
Have a lovely day! -- Cass, owned by Dion